What is black and white and pink all over (An embarrassed zebra)

What clothes does a house wear? (Addres)

Why do birds fly south in winter? (It's too far to walk)

Why did the chicken cross the road? (To get to the other side)

Why did the bird cross the road? (It was the chicken's day off)

What is a bird after it is 5 yeas old? (Six years old)

What has lots of eyes but never sees? (A potato)